26.7.10 Dogs, Shops and Weird Behaviour

My mum tried to sell a house to some strange woman and suddenly we were living in there ourselves.
When we explored the village we moved to, I decided to go into some kind of knitting-shop, with a obscure woman selling stuff.
Ma and grandma were already leaving, but I was confused because I didn't remember putting thing into my rucksack. The woman then told me to stay, got a list of her inventory and checked EVERY SINGLE THING on the list, asking me if I had touched it or not.
My dog was lying on the stairs leading to her flat, and a Beagle came down, surprisingly my dog acted nice and didn't pretend to be a big, scary dog for once.

Then I woke up. That was too weird <.<

Sometime in January 2010

Because I didn't dream tonight, you get an older one that terrified me big time:

My mum died. Why, I don't know. Somehow her ghost was still wobbling around, though, and so she went to Tyrol with her friend and even talked to me.
I wept all the time and even considered jumping off the next building, but I was also confused why she would still talk and be around and stuff.

Then I woke up and WAS REALLY relieved that she was still alive. When she knocked at my door, I shouted OH THANK GOD YOU'RE STILL ALIVE!! and told her about the whole thing. She laughed and immediately phoned her friend and told her.

But dreaming that somebody dies mostly means that they're gonna have a loooong life. Pheeew.

Sometime in July 2009

I almost forgot that dream which creeped me out a BIG lot.

My mum announced to me that we were moving and there were cartons full of our stuff all over the school. She also had a new boyfriend, which beat her up and had already gotten divorced from him before.
I started throwing chairs at her and freaked out. Then somebody told me that three people had killed themselves and that I inspired them. I can't remember the first one, but they told me that the second one had cut his wrists and painted a column totally red (I saw this in some semi-transparent flashback I had while walking.).
We walked to the end of the hallway and there was a tree and a balcony. I saw that somebody had jumped into the tree, having burn marks all over his body. I turned the body around to discover that it was Thomas and started crying, then I passed out.
I woke up in the new home, sitting in my room, with an origami of his dead body on the tree in front of me.
My mum came in with my baby brother and we walked downstairs, where my cousin called me. I watched a television trailer for The Silence of the Lambs and then I woke up.

You can imagine that I was terrified after waking up but also really happy to know that it all was just a dream.

21.7.2010 Justin Bieber, what the HELL!

My mum and I were walking to some strange kind of school, when a kid that looked a lot like Justin Bieber and his mum joined us. He started repeat-babbling everything I said in German, so I told him to say 'Ich bin scheiße und stinke.' (Look that one up :-P)
Walking upstairs, he talked to me a bit, suddenly in REALLY clear German and I actually found him nice, then asking him if he was Justin Bieber, to which he answered with yes.
I can't remember the rest that well because I didn't write it down after waking up, which was about 9 AM and would have reduced my sleeping time to 7 hours.
I think he and I still talked on, and he gave me his phone number, but then suddenly I was at my friend Elvira's house, talking to her, Marija and Jana and then I woke up.

Why the hell did I dream about Justin Bieber in the first place?! It may be that I secretly like 'Somebody to Love' by him, which I haven't told anybody and that is like my secret I'm snickering inside whenever I see it on MTV pleasure? Or maybe I'm just that desperate and dream about guys every night <.<

15.6.2010 Short Dreams, Weird Thoughts, Yaddayadda

5.50:
I: Christian Bale is soooo hot!
I: He plays the main role in American Psycho, did you know?
Mum: Really? I thought Edward Norton played everyone in that movie.


8.50
I have slept too long, wake up at 5 pm in a hotel and notice that I've missed my dental appointment. I see my mum walking into the bathroom and gussying herself up.
Then suddenly I am at school, seeing Thomas standing in front of the TV where they announce news. Then I tell Lisa, a classmate, about my missed dental appointment.

Then I really wake up.

19.7.2010 Til Schweiger, Matt Lucas and General Weirdness

At first Til Schweiger told me that he wanted to marry me, because his wife had fallen in love with Wayne Carpendale. I agreed (why, I do not know), and we talked about marriage. I said 'There may be many golden balls rolling around, but most of them are just painted, after all they're plastic. If you take a second glance at your yellowed ball, most of the time it just needs to be polished to retrieve its old sheen.'
Then suddenly he turned into Matt Lucas, from Little Britain, who is actually gay, and we walked along the Salzach (THE river in Salzburg.) by night. We even took a Ferris wheel-ride.
In the next dream, I told Alexander Sternberg, a guy from a German telenovela, about the whole story and he just laughed and opened the door. Guess who came in? Til Schweiger, his whole family and Santa Claus.
They were giving away presents, eating and stuff and I just stood there and wanted to say goodbye.

After doing so, I woke up.

23.6.2010 The Infamous Christian Bale Shower Dream

I've told my friends about that countless times, so you'll get to know it as well:

Simi, a kid I met on the sportsweek and I were sitting in some kind of bus and swooning over a guy, which then surreptitiously took a photo of me.
Somewhere a woman had a photoshoot with Christian Bale, but didn't go there because she had to pick up her daughter from a party.
Mr. I-am-walking-sex Bale suddenly appeared in the old house of my gramma, coming out of the shower with only a towel wrapped around his hips, stopping in the right arch-door-thing of the living room and taking off the towel. Then he rubbed his back, while shaking his junk right into my face. You see, I was sitting about a meter away from him, and he clearly noticed me, so he starting jiggling around even more.
Back in that bus I was telling DJ the whole story, but some old ladies where eavesdropping on our conversation and started cracking up.

When I woke up, I first was wondering why I was so weird, then I remembered how.. badly-hung Mr. Bale was and laughed for a while. (About 5 cm. Disappointing.)

18.7.2010: Spanish Kids, Thomas and School

It all started with some kind of Yes, the school year is finally over-Celebration.
We stayed in a hotel, with all the teachers and also Thomas (who would've guessed that?).
While we were in our hotel room, I ate soup and discussed things with him, then talking about the new iPhone 4. He has an iPhone 3G, like me, but wanted the new one (at least in my dream). I ranted about it being so unbelievably expensive, and not having any money, to which he replied with 'I already have 555,55€' and smiled.
Afterwards we went into some kind of common room and he told me that he was a member of SchuelerVZ (it's like FB for German/Austrian/Swiss pupils.), so I wanted to type my name in ordner to make him add me, but I couldn't see clearly because I thought I had something in my eye.
We went to the back of the room and I asked Mona if I really had something in my eye, but she said no. Thomas then turned to me and said 'I always see these things, let me look' and took my face into his hands. He starting caressing my face and smiling at me, and I was really happy. (the thing in my eye seemed to have vanished, too! Magic Thomas, anyone?)
Back at our hotel room, teachers came in from time to time, ranting about us eating, and talking, and breathing, and why we where actually alive we brats. I wanted to hang my bathrobe (which I had on, I don't know why) on a lamppost, and while doing so I noticed Thomas peeping under my nightgown.
Then we suddendly were in the common room again, Felix and Raphael were giving a 75-page long speech about the four years we all spent together. Our Latin teacher told Thomas he could leave anytime he wanted, but he decided to stay there and smiled at me.

I was at the train station then, somehow watching an episode of a fictional show that I've dreamed of a lot recently, where some spanish child wants to flee to Spain while hijacking a train. It's so weird and borked that I can't really tell you what happens every time, but this time it didn't work out, that's all I know.

At home I suddenly was in Mona's flat, but my room was my room, and Andy was there, being all happy about a new PC he bought.

Then I woke up.

Introductory Things!

So, seeing as I write down a lot of my dreams simply because they're so weird, funny or mysterious, I thought 'Why not publish them on blogger, so others can put in their two cents, too?'.
Here I am, with this blog, having a notebook full of dreams I jotted down right after waking up (which makes some of them a bit hard to read), all ready to smash your sanity with them!

Now, a few things that are still to be said:

• I have a slight obsession with Christian Bale, so he might show up in a few dreams.
• Thomas (my crush of two years, if you didn't know from the real blog) is the main character of 99% of my dreams, so he will be there often, too.
• I use vulgar language if needed, so if you are offended by that, don't read this blog.
• The old dreams will be published day by day, so check back often to see if there's anything new!

That was it, so now I'm going to start with the real dreams!