23.6.2010 The Infamous Christian Bale Shower Dream

I've told my friends about that countless times, so you'll get to know it as well:

Simi, a kid I met on the sportsweek and I were sitting in some kind of bus and swooning over a guy, which then surreptitiously took a photo of me.
Somewhere a woman had a photoshoot with Christian Bale, but didn't go there because she had to pick up her daughter from a party.
Mr. I-am-walking-sex Bale suddenly appeared in the old house of my gramma, coming out of the shower with only a towel wrapped around his hips, stopping in the right arch-door-thing of the living room and taking off the towel. Then he rubbed his back, while shaking his junk right into my face. You see, I was sitting about a meter away from him, and he clearly noticed me, so he starting jiggling around even more.
Back in that bus I was telling DJ the whole story, but some old ladies where eavesdropping on our conversation and started cracking up.

When I woke up, I first was wondering why I was so weird, then I remembered how.. badly-hung Mr. Bale was and laughed for a while. (About 5 cm. Disappointing.)

Introductory Things!

So, seeing as I write down a lot of my dreams simply because they're so weird, funny or mysterious, I thought 'Why not publish them on blogger, so others can put in their two cents, too?'.
Here I am, with this blog, having a notebook full of dreams I jotted down right after waking up (which makes some of them a bit hard to read), all ready to smash your sanity with them!

Now, a few things that are still to be said:

• I have a slight obsession with Christian Bale, so he might show up in a few dreams.
• Thomas (my crush of two years, if you didn't know from the real blog) is the main character of 99% of my dreams, so he will be there often, too.
• I use vulgar language if needed, so if you are offended by that, don't read this blog.
• The old dreams will be published day by day, so check back often to see if there's anything new!

That was it, so now I'm going to start with the real dreams!